Because I am weak, and 9 months pregnant, I pushed the TV that was randomly up against the wall (on the floor, if you recall) to the cable outlet and re-connected cable. Mostly so that from 3-4 I can turn on Treehouse and make my kid turn into a zombie. I’m easily amused, and I like a little peace in my day, which Treehouse provides quite nicely.
He has been standing, feet firmly planted, in front of said TV for 25 minutes.
Just now he fell over. Just like that, he toppled for no apparent reason I could figure.