“hey, is this necklace with the months on it yours?”
“yeah”
“where did you get it?”
“uh, um, huh. Give me a minute, when I can think of a good lie I’ll get back you”
“Why haven’t I seen it before?”
“It was a gift. It’s a sundial”
“From who?”
“I’d rather not say, because when you find out what jewelery was gifted you tell me I can’t wear it anymore”
“It was an ex-boyfriend, yeah, yeah. Who?”
“Scott. Although, I think that actual sundial may have been a replacement that I paid for after losing the original gift.”
“Kinda like how you lost a diamond pendant?”
“Sadly I can’t afford to replace a diamond pendant, sundials are considerably cheaper. I do have various diamond rings I am currently banned from wearing I could make into a diamond pendant, though. Does that help?”
“A diamond pendant I gave you THE DAY WE WERE MARRIED”
“um. yeah. sorry about that”
“and you can’t wear this necklace anymore”
Sounds fair to me.
Don’t you wear MY jewelery anymore?
Hahahaaa! Seriously you should learn by now. Silly silly girl!)
you have no idea how glad I’m not the only one. I lost a diamond bracelet. I still maintain it was stolen, but I’ve never EVER been able to live it down. *sigh* it was so sparkly.