Baby A



I?ve started reading No Impact Man, on Michelle?s recommendation, and this book is probably going to get a lot of face time on the blog in the coming weeks. Just giving you a head?s up that I?ll very likely get annoying about our impact. So far I?m thoroughly enjoying the book.
The first thing that struck me as I started into the book wasn?t thinking about how much garbage I produce. It wasn?t thinking about climate change and trying to find that rhythm for our family that maximizes enjoyment and minimizes our impact. No. The first thing that struck me was holy damn, there are a lot of people out there who don?t cook a single meal.
The author freely admits that his wife doesn?t cook, and until the launch of the project neither did he. In fact, they didn?t even do breakfast at home. BREAKFAST. The best, most amazing meal of the day in its simplicity and they would cop out of breakfast and buy it. Every morning. Sometimes, they had those croissants delivered.
I don?t know if it speaks to my socio-economic class growing up, or just the simple fact that it probably never occurred to my family to order in a croissant every morning even if they had that sort of disposable income, but there is no way in hell I?d be buying breakfast every day. Not that there is any croissant delivery options available in Errington but it is conceivable that I could drive to the local coffee shop just to eat breakfast.
It?s just that, well, its breakfast. Everything about breakfast is easy, even fried eggs on toast. I have a fried egg on toast Every. Single. Day. I can make myself breakfast, and coffee, while simultaneously ensuring that the kids have cereal and fruit and a sippy cup of milk! I am a Super Mommy!
Not.
Toast toasts itself and all I have to do is remember to flip the egg between stirring the coffee and buttering the toast. And neither of those tasks require any sort of mental capacity, I can do it while still essentially being asleep. If I over-cook my egg I actually get quite angry, it happens so seldomly.
Even the coffee is easy because it?s instant and takes a total of 30 seconds to prepare (I actually know this to be true, it?s 30 seconds from the time the jar gets taken out of the cupboard until that same jar is returned to the cupboard). The only frazzled part of my morning is trying to enjoy said coffee and pretending I don?t actually have two toddlers to deal with, which is why I typically get out of bed 15 minutes before they do. A hot cup of coffee is much tastier than a cold cup.
At any rate, it got me thinking, how many people out there are ordering in breakfast? Am I really that removed from my own society that I didn?t even realize people would routinely do this?
I thought that we were weird enough sitting down to eat dinner every night. And when I say we sit down to eat dinner; I?m talking a pre-set table with placemats and all of us eating, or at least complaining about, the same meal that most likely did not come from a box. Once in a blue moon it comes from a box but normally it?s a real meal. Not a very tasty meal considering I?m the worse cook ever, but it is real food. I was shocked to realize that a lot of families don?t actually do this. In fact, a lot of stay-at-home types don?t even cook dinner. Man do I wish I got in on that deal.

Callum has been fighting some sort of stomach virus/flu since Wednesday, and then yesterday I too, started to feel meh. Well, ok, I feel sicker than meh but with all the talk of The Sick these days how much more do you really want to listen to? yeah, I thought so. I?m not dying, I can still breath, and I?m not getting the damn vaccine?
Anyway.
Today, after the hundredth temper tantrum of the day, the most recent because I was neither well enough, nor had the proper ingredients, to make the cookies Callum was demanding be mixed he finally calmed down enough to sit on my lap and have a little chat. He decided that what Mommy* needed was a little bit of Mommy medicine, and maybe some of that medicine Papa takes in the black jar with the green lid. Just a little reminder to me that in case I thought kids don?t notice everything, they notice EVERYTHING. Said medicine is Vitamin C, the kid might be on to something. Then he noticed the puddle on the driveway and had a lengthy discussion about it, how it appeared, and the jumping that was to be had. I admit to only listening to part of this conversation while I read an article on the computer, so while it sounds idyllic I’m sick and not that terribly interested in the origins of puddles.
Once Claire was up from her nap, he put on his boots, insisted Claire put on hers, and out front they went to jump. After several days of Treehouse (way, way, way too much Treehouse, god help us) I?m pretty sure puddle splashing was the cure we all needed.


Every year when Halloween comes and goes I always have to wonder why such a benign little celebration seems to generate so much negativity. I love Halloween. I love everything about it, from the decorations to the crafts, the history and dressing up, and most of all, pumpkins!






I’ve come to the conclusion that I am not a big family meal sort of girl. At least, I’m not the host-and-cook a big family meal sort of girl. I get absolutely no joy out of cooking. I mean zip. Zero. Nada. All that peeling and prepping and cleaning only to what? Spend the next two days cleaning up from it? All that for a roasted bird that I don’t even eat.
Once the guests arrive I typically forget to offer them a drink. I’ll forget to set out a main ingredient in the meal. I’ll forget to bring out the birthday cake (seriously, I forgot to do that at Callum’s afternoon party).
I think the biggest reason I hate hosting a big meal is because I’m not a real food person. I could happily eat mediocre food for the rest of my life and not care. It doesn’t have to be spectacular, all it has to do is keep me from starving to death. That’s all I ask. In fact, I would even go so far as to suggest that I prefer boring food. I could have something in a tomato sauce everyday. Add in some cheese and I’m yours for life. I am that person who would eat the pot of chili every day for a week because it meant that I only had to cook one meal.
So, it’s not that I have anything against the family meal. I’m all about family and spending time together. Even more so when someone else does the cooking. It’s just that quality time can be spent over a take-out pizza without the dishes.
Yet I enjoy setting a nice table. If you want to cook, I’ll come over and set the table. I might even make a center piece. oh! And napkin rings!
I also enjoy giving out a Thank You gift to people who come to my parties. I seldom throw a party making putting together a Thank You gift much more reasonable, but it is even more acceptable when it’s a kid birthday party.
As a party favour at Callum’s little shin-dig we gave out Haunted Halloween Gingerbread House Kits that the kids and I made. This was in lieu of a loot bag which I think is becoming a thing of the past. It seems most parents hate the loot bags, and are opting instead to do some really creative alternatives. Both Angela and Michelle had some fantastic ideas this year that I am so stealing as my kids get older.


